~~~~~~~~~~ Prologue ~~~~~~~~~~
In every generation there is a Chosen One. She alone will stand against the vampires, the demons and the forces of darkness. She is the Slayer.
Xander: You know how I feel about you. It's, uh, pretty obvious, isn't it? There's never been anyone else for me... but you. And we're good friends, and it's time to take the next step.
Willow is listening to him dreamily.
Xander: Would you, um... date me? Oh that's good! Date me! It's terrible, right?
Willow: (comes back to earth) Huh? Oh, no! Oh, yes, 'date me' is silly...
Xander: See, what I should do is I should just start with talking about the dance. (clears his throat) Y'know, Buffy, Spring Fling just isn't any dance. It's a time for students to choose, um... a mate and then we can... observe their... mating rituals and tag them before they migrate. Just kill me!
Willow: You're doing fine!
Xander: Why's it so hard? I should just walk up to her and say, 'Hey, I like you. Let's go to the dance together.'
Willow: Direct and to the point.
Xander: I'm ready. I wanna do it now. I *gotta* do it now.
Willow: Oh, you know, the usual.
Cut to the park. A car is parked in the distance with its windows all fogged up. Buffy comes falling into the field of view in slow motion and hits the ground hard on her back and exhales. Cut inside the car. Cordelia breaks off her kiss with Kevin.
Cordelia: What was that?
Kevin: What was what?
Cut outoutside. Buffy props herself up. A vampire approaches her and growls. Cut inside the car.
Cordelia: Someone's out there.
Kevin: That's silly! Who would be out there?
Cut outoutside. Buffy rolls in a reverse somersault and comes up standing, ready to fight. The vampire growls at her. She pulls a stake out from under her jacket behind her back and holds it pointing out from her hips so the vampire can see. He frowns at the sight of it as Buffy puts on an evil smile. This infuriates the vampire and he launches himself at her. She hits him with an out-to-in crescent kick, and then follows up with a high front snap kick, stunning him. She immediately plunges the stake home, and he falls over backward and bursts into ashes when he hits the ground.
Cut to the roof of the library. The camera pans over to the skylight and looks in. Giles is at the table researching. He gets up and goes into his office to make some tea. Cut to Giles' office. He sits down at his desk with his cup of tea and reads the text of the Codex.
He considers what he's just read for a moment and then reaches for his tea. The cup begins to jiggle, and he looks at it curiously. A few seconds later the whole building begins to shake, and he realizes he's experiencing his first earthquake. He gets up and looks around at everything shaking. His teacup vibrates off of the desk and smashes to pieces on the floor.
Xander: Under the stairs! Under the stairs!
They get under the stairs, and Willow grabs onto a step from underneath to steady herself. Someone rushing down the stairs nearly steps on her fingers, and she yelps as she pulls her hand back.
Cut outoutside. Buffy looks around her at the shaking trees. Car alarms are going off everywhere.
Cut to the library. Giles comes out of his office and sees several bookshelves fall over as the walls and the floor sustain severe damage.
Cut to the Master's lair. He stands with his arms stretched out above him.
Master: Yes! YES! Shake, Earth! This is a sign! We are in the final days! My time has come! Glory! GLORY!
Master: Whadaya think? 5.1?
Opening credits roll. Buffy's theme plays.
~~~~~~~~~~ Part 1 ~~~~~~~~~~
She looks around at all the damage. Giles looks at her like he's just seen a ghost.
Buffy: Wow. The damage looks fairly structural. Are we safe in here?
Buffy: What? Do I have something on my face? (pats her face)
Giles: No! Uh, and, and yes, we're, we're safe. (indicates the stacks) Uh, but probably best not to go up there.
Giles: Um... I-I-I've been working.
Buffy: Me, too. I went hunting last night, and it is awfully sweet of you to ask. It's getting hairy out there, Giles. I killed three vampires last night, and one of them was practically on school grounds.
Giles: Their numbers are increasing.
Buffy: And they're getting cockier. Look, I'm not loving it. Last night was a pretty close call.
Giles: (distracted) Yes.
Buffy: Giles, care? I'm putting my life on the line battling the undead. Look, I broke a nail, okay? I'm wearing a press-on. The least you could do is exhibit some casual interest. You could go, 'hmm'.
Giles: (still distracted) Hmm? Oh, sorry. Um, yes, I'm very glad that you're alright. Uh, I-I need to verify, um... I just can't really talk right now.
Buffy: Fine. That's okay. I can't put it off any longer. I have to meet my terrible fate.
Giles: (turns around quickly) What?!
Buffy: (exhales) Wow. That was boring.
Xander: I don't feel that boring covers it.
Buffy: No, boring falls short.
Willow: Even I was bored. And I'm a science nerd.
Buffy: Don't say that.
Willow: I'm not ashamed. It's the computer age. Nerds are in. They're still in, right?
Willow: A thing? (remembers) The thing! That I have! Which is... a thing that I have to go to.
They reach the bottom of the stairs.
Willow: See ya later. (waves and departs)
Buffy: What on earth is her deal?
Buffy: Okay, what's up?
Xander: Uh, let's go over here and sit.
He leads her over to a bench.
Buffy: Okay, now you're making me nervous.
Xander: Oh, no, no, there's nothing to be nervous about. Really, it's silly. Ha, ha! (laughs nervously)
They reach the bench, but a boy is sitting there.
Xander: (to the boy) Hey. (the boy looks up) Leave. (the boy leaves) Thanks. (they sit)
Buffy: (speechless) I-I don't know what to say.
Xander: Well, you're not laughing. So that's a good start. Buffy, I like you. A lot. And I know we're friends, and we've had experiences... We've fought some blood-sucking fiends, and that's all been a good time. But I want more. I wanna dance with you.
Buffy: I don't want to spoil the friendship that we have.
Xander: Well, I don't want to spoil it either. But that's not the point, is it? You either feel a thing or you don't.
Xander: Well, try. I'll wait. (smiles weakly)
Xander: Nah. Forget it. (gets up) I'm not him. I mean, I guess a guy's gotta be undead to make time with you.
Buffy: That's really harsh.
Xander: Look, I'm sorry. I don't handle rejection well. Funny! considering all the practice I've had, huh?
Xander: You know what? Let's just not.
He goes into the building with his head hung low. Buffy exhales, bummed. She turns and watches him leave.
Cut to the library. Giles is on the phone.
Ms. Calendar walks in and stands by his office door.
Giles: (into the phone) I-I need to see you. No, I-I realize that. Uh... Come after sundown. Good. I'll see you then. (hangs up)
Ms. Calendar: You know, that outfit looks just like the one you wore yesterday. Only wrinklier. Were you here all night?
Giles: Sorry, uh... I'm not really up to, uh, socializing just now.
Giles: (turns around and gets up) What do you know?
Ms. Calendar: Well, I have been surfing the 'Net, looking for unexplained incidents. You know, people are always sending stuff my way. They know the occult's my turf. Now, here is the latest. A cat last week gave birth to a litter of snakes. A family was swimming in Whisper Lake when the lake suddenly began to boil. And Mercy Hospital last night, a boy was born with his eyes facing inward. I'm not stupid. This is apocalypse stuff. And throw in last night's earthquake, and I'd say we've got a problem. I would say the end is pretty seriously nigh.
Giles: I don't know if I can trust you.
Ms. Calendar: I helped you cast that demon out of the Internet. I think that merits some trust. Look, I'm scared, okay? Oh, plus, I've got this, this crazy monk e-mailing me from Cortona about some Anointed One?
Ms. Calendar: Someone's dead?
Giles: Uh, who is this monk?
Giles: I need you to talk to him, find out everything he knows.
Giles: Just do it! I'll e-explain later.
Ms. Calendar: You better.
Cut to the halls.
Kevin: I'll get everything tonight after practice. The guys'll help me.
Kevin: Don't sweat it!
Cordelia: (giggles) You're so sweet! Why're you so sweet?
Kevin: I dunno! 'Cause I'm usually mean as a snake!
She smiles at him. She spots Willow.
Kevin: Okay. (leaves)
Willow: No, you don't.
Cordelia: No, I really don't, but I need a favor.
Willow: What kind?
Cordelia: ...I'd be really, really grateful! I mean, I'd talk to you at the dance and everything.
Cordelia: Great! Tomorrow at ten?
She goes over to Xander in the room.
Xander: Hey! (throws the ball)
Willow: How'd it go?
Xander: (throws the ball) On a scale of one to ten? It sucked. (throws the ball)
Xander: Well, I guess it could be worse. (throws the ball) I could have gangrene on my face. (throws the ball)
Willow: Well, what'd she say?
Willow: At least now you know.
Xander: Yeah, you're right. The deal's done. The polls are in, and it's time for my concession speech. (has an idea and brightens) Hey, I know what we'll do! We can go! Be my date! We'll, we'll have a great time! We'll dance, we'll go wild... Whadaya say?
Xander: Good! What?
Willow: There's no way.
Willow: You think I wanna go to the dance with you and watch you wish you were at the dance with her? You think that's my idea of hijinks? You should know better.
Xander: (exhales) I didn't think.
Willow: I'm sorry it didn't work out for you. I'll see you on Monday. (leaves)
Xander: That's okay. I don't wanna go. I'm just gonna go home, lie down and listen to country music. The music of pain.
He throws the ball again and lets it bounce wild.
Cut outoutside the school at night. Cut to the girls' locker room. Buffy shuts her gym locker. Two girls walk by chatting. Buffy plays with a stake as she heads to the sinks and puts it down on one. She looks at herself in the mirror and absently turns on the water. After looking in the mirror another moment she looks down and sees that blood is pouring from the faucet.
Cut to the library. Buffy comes in.
She stops when she hears Giles talking and looks into his office.
Giles: It's clear. It's what's gonna happen. Uh, it's happening now!
She heads toward the office.
Angel: It can't be. You've gotta be wrong.
Giles: I've checked it against all my other volumes. It's very real.
Buffy stops at the door.
Angel: Well, there's gotta be some way around it.
Giles: Listen. Some prophecies are, are a bit dodgy. They're, they're mutable. Buffy herself has, has thwarted them time and time again, but this is the Codex. There is nothing in it that does not come to pass.
Angel: Then you're reading it wrong.
Buffy is stunned.
~~~~~~~~~~ Part 2 ~~~~~~~~~~
Angel: Well, have you verified the text?
Buffy begins to laugh. Angel and Giles see her and exchange a look. She slowly starts to walk away from the office door. Angel comes out of the office after her. She stops by the table and faces them. Giles stands in his office doorway.
Buffy: They say how he's gonna kill me? Do you think it'll hurt?
Tears are flowing freely from her eyes. Angel tries to hug her, but she puts up her hands and quickly steps away.
Giles: I was hoping that I wouldn't have to. That there was... some way around it. I...
Buffy: I've got a way around it. I quit!
Angel: It's not that simple.
Giles: I'm not sure that anyone else can. All the... the signs
Buffy: The signs? (throws a book at him) READ ME THE SIGNS! (throws another one) TELL ME MY FORTUNE! YOU'RE SO USEFUL SITTING HERE WITH ALL YOUR BOOKS! YOU'RE REALLY A LOTTA HELP!
Giles: No, I don't suppose I am.
Angel: I know this is hard.
Buffy: What do you know about this? You're never gonna die!
Angel: You think I want anything to happen to you? Do you think I could stand it? We just gotta figure out a way...
Buffy: I already did. I quit, remember? Pay attention!
Cut to Willow's room. She's at her desk studying. She looks up at a picture of her and Xander and sighs. She picks up the phone and dials his number. Cut to Xander's room. "I Fall to Pieces", by Patsy Cline, is playing on the radio.
Lyrics: I fall to pieces
The phone rings. Xander lifts it off the hook, lets it drop back on the hook and then takes it off the hook completely.
Lyrics: Each time I see you again
Cut to Buffy's room. She's looking through a photo album. Jonatha Brooke's "Inconsolable" is playing on the radio. Her mother comes in.
Lyrics: I never knew what enough was
Joyce: Hi, honey. You alright?
Lyrics: Until I'd had more than my share
Joyce: Probably just full from that bite of dinner you nearly had.
Lyrics: I let the darkness in
Joyce: Feel like telling me what's on your mind?
Lyrics: And it was then I lost the dare
Buffy: (turns to her mom) Mom, let's go away! (smiles)
Buffy: Anywhere, just for a while, all weekend!
Joyce: Honey, I...
Buffy: No, it'll be great! You and me, a mother-daughter thing... We can talk about all the embarrassing things you love to bring up.
Joyce: You know the gallery's open on weekends.
Buffy: Mom, please!
Joyce: Isn't the Prom tomorrow night? Or Spring Fling, whatever they're calling it?
Buffy: I-I guess.
Joyce: Nobody asked you?
Buffy: Oh, someone...
She opens the closet to reveal a beautiful white sleeveless gown.
Joyce: I saw you eyeing it at the store. I figured...
Buffy: (gets up) Mom, we can't afford this.
Joyce: The way you've been eating, we can afford it.
Buffy: (comes over to look at it) It's beautiful.
Joyce: I think you should wear it. To the dance.
Buffy: No, I-I can't go to the dance.
Joyce: Says who? Is it written somewhere? You should do what you want. Homecoming, my freshman year of college. I didn't have a date, so I got dressed up and I went anyway.
Buffy: Was it awful?
Joyce: It was awful. For about an hour.
Buffy: Then what happened?
Joyce: (smiles) I met your father.
Buffy: He didn't have a date either?
Joyce: He did. And that's a much funnier story that you will *not* get to hear. Oh, but it was a beautiful night! (exhales)
Buffy: And you had your whole life ahead of you.
Buffy: Must be nice.
Willow: He probably forgot. It's not *that* big a deal.
Cordelia: Uh, you don't understand. I'm not mad! He totally flaked on me. On me! And I don't even care. God help me, I think it's cute! Oh...
Cordelia: There they are! They're watching cartoons. That's so cu... That's not cute. That's annoying. I'm annoyed.
Willow: Right. I'm furious.
Cordelia: Men. I don't know why we put up with them.
Willow: I hear ya.
Cut to a view of the door from inside the room. Kevin is sitting on the floor leaning against it. The room is trashed and the boys are all dead.
She opens the door, and Kevin's body falls out into the hall. He has a vampire bite on his neck.
Willow looks up and slowly goes into the room. She sees the death
There's a bloody handprint on the TV screen.
Cut to Buffy's room. She's wearing her new white prom gown, and is looking at herself in the mirror. Her mom comes rushing in.
Cut to a view of the sunset.
Willow: I've seen so much.
Cut to her room. She's on the bed hugging her knees. She's been crying.
Buffy: It'll be alright.
Willow: I'm trying to think how to say it... to explain it so you understand.
Buffy: It doesn't matter as long as you're okay.
Willow: I'm not okay. I knew those guys. I go to that room every day. And when I walked in there, it... it wasn't our world anymore. They made it theirs. And they had fun. (a tear rolls down her cheek) What are we gonna do?
Buffy: What we have to. (gets up and exhales) Promise me you'll stay in tonight, okay?
Buffy stops and turns back.
Willow: (smiles through her tears) I like your dress.
Buffy looks down at it and smiles weakly, then looks back up.
Buffy: Take care. (leaves)
Willow looks down sadly and stays on her bed.
Cut to the library. Giles is getting weapons out of the cage and prepares them.
Ms. Calendar: Okay, so this Master guy tried to open the Hellmouth. But he got stuck in it, and now all the signs are reading that he's gonna get out, which opens the Hellmouth, which brings the demons, which ends the world.
Giles: Yes. That about sums it up, yes.
Ms. Calendar: Hmm. As far as I can tell, no one can. He's disappeared. Did send out one last global though. A short one.
Giles: What did it say?
Ms. Calendar: Isaiah 11:6, which I dutifully looked up.
'The wolf shall live with the lamb, the leopard shall lie down with
the kid, the calf, the lion and the fatling together, and the
Ms. Calendar: That's kinda warm and fuzzy for a message of doom.
Ms. Calendar: So Luca thinks the Anointed is a kid.
Ms. Calendar: Well, then we need to warn her.
Giles: I don't intend involving her at all.
Ms. Calendar: What do you mean?
Buffy: No, you're not.
Giles: I've made up my mind.
Buffy: So have I.
Giles: I made up my mine first! I'm older and wiser than you, and just... just do what you're told for once! Alright?
Buffy: That's not how it goes. I'm the Slayer.
Giles: I don't care what the books say. I defy prophecy, and I am going. There's nothing you can say will change my mind.
Buffy: I know.
She pretends to turn to go, but then throws a hard punch to his face, knocking him out. He falls backward to the floor. Ms. Calendar scrambles to his aid. Buffy sees her cross on the table and puts it back on. Ms. Calendar lifts Giles' head in her hands and gets under it with her knees. She looks up at Buffy.
Buffy: When he wakes up tell him... I don't know. Think of something cool, tell him I said it.
Buffy: Maybe. (picks up the crossbow) Maybe I'll take him with me.
Collin: Help me...
She lowers the crossbow and walks over to him.
Buffy: It's okay. I know who you are.
~~~~~~~~~~ Part 3 ~~~~~~~~~~
Xander: She what?
Willow: I told you there was something going on with her.
Giles: We stay calm, first thing.
Willow: I think he's right.
Xander: How could you let her go?
Giles: As the soon-to-be-purple area of my jaw will attest, I did *not* *let* her go!
Willow: Well, how can we help her?
Ms. Calendar: Uh, I'm sorry to bring this up, but we also have an apocalypse to worry about?
Xander: Do you mind?
Willow: How come she's in the club?
Giles: We don't even know where she's gone.
Xander: No. But I can find out.
Angel: Oh. Look who's here.
Xander: Mind if I come in? (comes in)
Angel: (closes the door) Make yourself at home.
Xander: She's gone.
Angel: Whadaya mean?
Angel: He'll kill her.
Xander: Rumor has it. Only we're not gonna let it happen.
Angel: Well, what do you propose we do about it?
Xander: How can I say this clearly?
Xander: I don't like you. At the end of the day, I pretty much think you're a vampire. (lowers the cross) But Buffy's got this big old yen for you. She thinks you're a real person. And right now I need you to prove her right.
Angel: You're in love with her.
Xander: Aren't you?
Cut to the library. Giles comes out of the stacks with an armful of
Ms. Calendar: Okay, here's my question: the Hellmouth opens.
Ms. Calendar: Where? If he's underground, and it's right where he is, where's it gonna open?
Ms. Calendar: Okay.
Giles: (sits down at the table) Could you look through the local histories, please. Check for any common denominators, uh, locations of incidences and such.
Willow: Right, okay.
Cut to the entrance of the Master's lair. Collin stops, and Buffy looks at him. He points down below, inviting her to enter, and leaves the way they came. Buffy watches him go. Then she turns and makes her way down to the floor below. She looks around. There are hundreds of candles burning everywhere.
The Master's voice seems to be coming from all directions.
Buffy: Thanks for having me.
The Master steps into the light to look at her.
Buffy: Y'know, you really oughtta talk to your contractor. Looks like you got some water damage.
Master: Oh, good. The feeble banter portion of the fight. Why don't we just cut to the...
Buffy spins around and launches a bolt in the direction of his voice. With his lightning reflexes the Master catches it in mid-flight right in front of him at chest level. Buffy quickly reloads the bow.
Master: Nice shot.
Xander: You were looking at my neck.
Xander: You were checking out my neck! I saw that! (starts following)
Angel: No, I wasn't!
Xander: Just keep your distance, pal.
Angel: I wasn't looking at your neck!
Xander: I told you to eat before we left.
Cut to the Master's lair.
Master: You're not going to kill me with that thing.
Buffy: Don't be so sure.
Master: You still don't understand your part in all this, do you? You are not the hunter. You are the lamb.
Giles: Well, let's think about this, then. The vampires have been gathering, they know he's coming, they will be his army.
Ms. Calendar: Do you think they'll gather at the Hellmouth?
Ms. Calendar: Well, where did that go down?
Willow: The Prom!
Giles: We have to warn them.
Giles: Stay close together, and for goodness' sake, be careful!
Willow: We will.
Buffy: You know, for someone who's all powerful, you sure do like to hide.
Master: I'm waiting for you. I want this moment to last.
Buffy: Well, I don't.
She searches for a few moments longer, then the Master suddenly comes to stand right behind her.
Master: I understand.
She turns around and the Master knocks the crossbow out of her hands. He grabs her by the neck.
Ms. Calendar: (looks up and stops) Don't need to worry about that!
Willow: (catches up) Why not?
They look out onto the field and see a hoard of vampires approaching. They look across the parking lot and see more of them. They turn to go back and see even more of them blocking their way. They're surrounded.
Cut to the Master's lair. He has his hand around Buffy's throat. She swings up with her arm, knocks his hand away and starts to run. He holds his hand out toward her and she freezes, caught by his hypnotic powers. She looks back at him and can't move. He approaches her, making slow twisting motions with his hand. He comes up behind her, gently takes off her leather jacket and lets it fall to the ground. Buffy is panting hard with fear.
Master: You tried. It was noble of you. You heard the prophecy that I was about to break free and you came to stop me. But prophecies are tricky creatures. They don't tell you everything. (whispers) You're the one that sets me free! (gloats) If you hadn't come, I couldn't go. (whispers) Think about that!
Master: Oh, God! The power!
Buffy falls to her knees.
Master: And by the way...
She falls face down into the pool of water.
Master: I like your dress.
He steps over to the edge of his confines and pushes against the field. He forces his hand through, and his confines break down in a burst of light and energy. He starts up and out of his lair.
Xander: What was that?
Angel: It's too late. He's gone up.
They break into a run for the Master's lair. Angel gets there first, looks around and spots Buffy. He scrambles down to the floor and rushes to her as Xander reaches the lair's entrance. Xander stops and stares at Buffy in the pool. Angel reaches her and quickly pulls her out of the water. He holds her and tries to listen for breathing. Nothing. He looks up at Xander.
Angel: She's dead!
Xander looks down at them and swallows hard.
~~~~~~~~~~ Part 4 ~~~~~~~~~~
Xander: No. She's not dead.
Angel: She's not breathing.
Xander: But if she drowned, uh, there's a shot! CPR!
Angel: You have to do it. I have no breath.
Xander takes off his jacket and lays it over her. He kneels down by her face and looks at her a moment, then puts his mouth on hers and blows into her lungs. He lets go and begins to pump her chest.
Xander: C'mon. C'mon!
Ms. Calendar: Why are they coming here?
Willow: Not caring!
They hear a car screech to a stop behind them.
Cordelia: Get in!
Xander: C'mon! Breathe! Breathe!
She turns her head to the outside and coughs out a bunch of water. Xander and Angel look at each other and smile. Xander puts his hand on Buffy's forehead and strokes it gently. She looks up at him, surprised to see him.
Xander: Welcome back.
They all scream as a vampire jumps on top of the car.
Ms. Calendar: What do we do now?
Willow: We've gotta get to the library!
Cordelia: Library! Great!
She burns rubber and makes a fast U-turn, throwing the vampire off of the roof of her car, and heads toward the school building. The car's engine races as Cordelia guns it toward the doors.
Willow: Of course, we generally walk there.
They crash through the doors and into the hall. Cut to the library. Giles hears the noise.
Giles: What the...
Cut to the halls. The car comes crashing through another set of doors and skids to a stop in front of the library. Cut inside. Giles gets up from the table. Cut to the hall. Vampires are running into the hall as the girls get out of the car, screaming as they run into the library. They push the doors closed just as the vampires get there. Cut inside. They lean against the door.
Giles: What's happening?
Ms. Calendar: Guess!
A vampire punches through the small round window in one of the doors and grabs at them. Giles grabs a bookcase and carries it over to the door. Willow grabs a sign and starts hitting the vampire's arm with it. Giles gets the bookcase in place. He grabs the copier and pulls it over, too.
Giles: Why are they coming here?!
Cut to a shot of them from the back of the library. A green tentacle is worming its way up through the cracks in the floor.
Cut to the roof of the library. The Master opens the roof access door and walks out. He looks at the view around him of the town at night and smiles. He exhales, walks to the edge of the roof and holds his arms out as he surveys the scene.
Master: My world! Oh, my beautiful world!
Xander: Easy. Easy.
Angel: He's gone up.
Buffy starts to go.
Xander: No. You're still weak.
Buffy: (stops) No. No, I feel strong. I feel different. (looks back at them) Let's go!
Cut to the library. They pile more things in front of the door. Giles looks at the back of the library and sees vampires trying to get in.
Giles: (points) They're coming in through the stacks!
She and Willow run to the back of the library.
Ms. Calendar: The bookshelves!
They lift a bookcase against the French doors that lead to the stacks and lean against it.
Giles: My office...
He goes to secure his office, leaving Cordelia alone at the main doors. The tentacle inches toward Willow's leg. Another vampire punches through the other library door window and grabs Cordelia's arm. She screams.
Cordelia: Somebody help!
Buffy: I know.
A vampire tries to block their way into the school.
Buffy: Oh, look, a bad guy.
She punches him on her way by, and he falls flat on his back.
Cut inside to the stairs leading to the roof. Buffy comes around the corner in the hall.
Buffy: Okay, you two wait here, keep the rest of the vampires off me.
Angel: (vamped out) I'm ready.
Buffy: One way or another, this won't take long.
She looks at them both once more and then heads up to the roof.
Cut to the library. Cordelia hits the vampire's hand and then bites it. The vampire screams and lets go.
Cordelia: See how *you* like it!
Cut to the back.
Willow: This won't keep 'em out for long!
She looks down and sees the tentacle wrap itself around her ankle and screams loudly. Ms. Calendar grabs hold of her.
Giles comes running out of his office in time to see a huge, green, multi-headed and tentacled demon burst through the floor.
Giles: The Hellmouth!
Cordelia can't believe what she's seeing. The creature has three heads and reaches all the way to the ceiling.
Cut to the roof. The Master looks in through the skylight and claps his hands idly.
Master: Yes. Come forth, my child. Come into my world.
Buffy: I don't think it's yours just yet.
The Master turns his head and stares at her in surprise.
Master: You're dead!
Buffy: I may be dead, but I'm still pretty. Which is more than I can say for you.
Master: You were destined to die! It was written!
Buffy: What can I say? I flunked the written.
The Master growls and reaches his arm out to try his hypnosis on her again.
Master: Come here!
Ms. Calendar: GIIILES!
Giles grabs an ax from the table and rushes up the stairs to their aid.
He swings it into one of the heads, and the creature roars in agony as the women continue to scream.
Master: Did you really think you could best me here when you couldn't below? (lets go of her neck)
Buffy: (looks at him curiously) You have fruit punch mouth.
She swings a wide hard punch to his mouth, and he falls down.
Buffy: Save the hypnosis crap for the tourists.
As he gets up she does a swinging roundhouse kick that connects squarely with his face. He swipes at her and she jerks back, but he manages to slice her with his fingernails across her upper right chest, drawing blood. She punches him in the kidney. He punches her in the jaw. She tries to punch him again, but he blocks her and punches her in the face, sending her flying backward into the wall behind her.
Cut inside. Giles swings again with the ax and hits the creature. He tries again, but this time it knocks him off of the mezzanine and onto the large table below. It breaks when Giles hits it, and one outside falls over onto its end, leaving a huge spike pointing upward.
Cut to the bottom of the stairs. Two vampires attack Angel and Xander. Angel starts to fight the one while the other jumps on Xander's back. He holds his cross up to her and she jumps off. Angel stakes the one he's fighting and Xander punches out the other.
Cut to the roof. The Master is ready to continue fighting. Buffy launches herself into a front tuck over his head and lands between him and the skylight. She kicks him in the outside with aside snap kick, but he quickly turns around and grabs her by the neck again.
Master: Where are your jibes now?
She looks behind her and sees the upended table through the skylight.
Master: You laugh when my Hell is on Earth?
Buffy: You're that amped about Hell... (grabs him by the neck) Go
She lifts him up and flips him over herself and through the skylight. He falls down and is impaled on the table. He slowly turns to ash until only his skeleton is left. Buffy watches from above. Giles gets up. The Hellmouth creature quickly disappears back into the floor. The vampires are all gone.
Giles: The vampires?
Buffy: Oh, sorry. It's just been a really weird day. (smiles)
Willow: Wow! Harsh.
Giles: I should have known that wouldn't stop you.
Buffy smiles up at him again.
Ms. Calendar: Well, what do we do now?
Giles: I don't know about the rest of you, but I'd like to get out of this place. I don't like the library very much anymore.
Buffy: Sure! We saved the world. I say we party! (looks down at her dress) I mean, I got all pretty.
They all start to go and chatter. Buffy trails the group.
Ms. Calendar: We'll see.
Buffy: I'm hungry.
Xander: So what's the story with the car?
Cordelia: Oh, that was me, saving the day!
Buffy: Is anybody else hungry?
Buffy: I'm really, really hungry.
Angel: By the way, I really like your dress.
Buffy: Yeah, yeah. Big hit with everyone.
The camera pans back and up for a shot of the Master's skeleton from above.