Willow
Name called	Who said it	Episode
a big bucket of funny	Xander	I Only Have Eyes for You
a dish	Buffy	Halloween
a fun machine	Buffy	Innocence
an evil mastermind	Oz	Phases
a good teacher	Buffy	Becoming I
a groupie (for Oz's band)	Willow	Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered
a guy magnet	Cordelia	Welcome to the Hellmouth
an idiot	Willow	Phases
a rebel	Willow	School Hard
a science nerd	Willow	Prophecy Girl
a thing of evil	Buffy	I, Robot. You, Jane
baby	Oz	Becoming II
Casper	Buffy	Halloween
cute and helpless	Angelus	Innocence
Harpy	Buffy	Dead Man's Party
loser	Cordelia	Welcome to the Hellmouth
my best friend	Xander	Becoming II
poor, defenseless Willow	Cordelia	Phases
quite the human	Oz	Phases
really got the teaching bug	Cordelia	Becoming I
Robbie the Robot's love slave [she would be, if not for Buffy]	Xander	Phases
Sherlock	Buffy	Killed by Death
the best human ever	Xander	Ted
the late girl	Buffy	I, Robot. You, Jane
the single dullest person alive	Willow	Welcome to the Hellmouth
Tramp	Buffy	Dead Man's Party
unpredictable	Oz	Surprise
Whiner	Buffy	Dead Man's Party
Witch	Buffy	Dead Man's Party
you two losers	Buffy, referring to Willow& Xander	When She was Bad
you're bad to the bone	Xander	School Hard

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